Dead Bird?

The title covered in RSotD. Today, we had econ challenge try-outs. I hope that "Team Extreme" (Joe, Collins,Elan, and yours truly) are able to compete. We also had it's academic, whick was fun. Today was especially satisfying because I got a biology question faster than Kezia and Chris, a history question faster than Akash, a math question faster than Tim, a physics questin faster(more accurate) than Elan, and a literature question faster than Joe. Course there were the 15 or so questions i lost for the team....O well...

Lyric of the Day:
"This is such a pity.
We should give all our love to each other.
Not this hate that destroys us.
This is such a pity."
-Weezer: Such a pity

Random Story of the Day:
So Collins, Elan, Joe, Davon and I walk up to my car. We put all our stuff in the trunk, then I start-up and get ready to pull off. Elan says quietly "Well, if you want to lave that bird there do it". It is only then that I notice that there is a large dead black bird on the mood of my car. We get out of the car and stand around it evaluating the situation.

Chris: Don't touch that shit, you'll get like Bird flu or some shit.
(I walk over to Julius by the tennis courts and borrow his lacrosse stick. When I get back Chris is there with a wooden sword poking the bird)
Me: Dammit Collins, don't mess up my sword!
Chris: O, it's contaminated.
Elan: Yeah, he touched it.
(I slowly approach the bird with the stick raised)
(I freezeas I near it)
Me: So, we sure it's dead?
Davon: Jeez! You guys are such cowards!
(He runs up, takes the stick from me, picks the bird up with it, and tosses it into the parking lot)
Joe: Well it wasn't the most elegant solution, but meh, it worked.

Prank or Divine Intervention?
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